nothing + everything

I decided to hop over to the LA Zoo on Sunday after being taunted by skillions of banners advertising thir Sea Lion Cliffs and since my zoo plans never flourish I just had to do. BEST THING EVAR occured at the giraffe exhibit. I'm leaning against the rail watching the male giraffe attempt to stretch his neck over to some leaves. A failed attempt. So he proceeds towards one of th female giraffes and nuzzles his cheek against her buttocks. I'm thinking, "Ok, that's kinda...sweet I guess." She gets all into it and starts to spread her legs a bit. Male giraffe proceeds to get his head under there and she begins to pee on his head! Best part is that he stayed! Even better is that he opened his mouth, stuck his tongue out, and started drinking her urine! Then he continues to keep his head under the urine waterfall. I stand there stunned and start laughing! A GIRAFFE GOLDEN SHOWER!! This moment was topped off with him looking up towards me and smiling the biggest smile EVAR! That sick pervert. Oh you animal kingdom....



Too bad the only other person who woulda appreciated this moment wasn't there with me :-(


Next time I wanna go to the Observatory at night if it's open and maybe even go horseback riding around Griffith Park!


Tomorrow I've for a date with Cezie to see a free sneak of the Corpse Bride at Mann's Chinese Theater. Hotness. Be jealous!